If Celestia was created by humans, does that make her the Sun of Man?

"I think Soylent Green went to try and parley with those cannibals."

"Bad Science what are you doing with my kids?!"

I make a lot of them.

Some people here do a certain kinda blog posts. Most commonly reviews. I don't like doing that because I don't like judging others and I like being comically retarded.

Although I can be a harsh critic at times.

Anyway, I decided I'm gonna do a series of blog posts called one liners, because small clips of humor is the name of my game, and as stated, I like doing blog posts.

Yeah~!

"Hey lil' bro! Check out this new dress I got!.. Forbidden Desire, are you alright? You look tense."

"Fetish Fuel, keep an eye on the children for us, will ya?"

"Don't worry Ms. Dash, Dr. Boner is the best orthopedic surgeon there is."

Has anyone seen Rarity?

"Shining, Flurry's having a heart attack!"

"And what do you want to be when you grow up Pole Dancer?"

"We are here today to grieve the loss of Natural Selection, some of you knew her as Scootaloo, her nickname..."

"You mean Pickleless is a girl?!"

"Hello and welcome, I am your therapist, Silent Hill."

"Hurry, they put Spike in a railroad!"